While we are living and playing in Canada, my brother Richard looks after the house in Bryan, Texas. Before we left I noticed that swallows were interested in making a mud nest over the entry doorway to the house and I got rid of the muddy attempt and put up some tin foil to try and deter them.

The foil deterrent was a failure, and as no one has come in or out of the front door for a couple of months, they have been in swallow heaven making a mess out of the front step.

Ta da, drum roll please ... enter "Poop Buster" the fearless pressure washer guru, stylishly outfitted in the latest Hazmat gear, prepared to blast the approximately five pounds of bird guano off the porch.

Hopefully this will again deter the little guys from trying to make my home theirs ... not just the sight of Richard, which is pretty scary, but the actual removal of the mess and their house. Thanks, Bro, for the help!